A Declaration...

My first act as operator of the newly restored blog of Stand Up Comedian Sean Sullivan is to officially, openly, and obstensibly (i'm not sure that means but it sounds important and let's be honest, you don't know what it means or how to use it either so...) declare an official, open, and obstensive war on www.stephenwilkinson.net

There will be many casualties in this war and it will not be an easy victory. Don't get me wrong, it'll be a victory for www.sean-sullivan.com, it just won't be easy.
My enemy is cunning man. He goes to Harvard. I go to UMass Amherst.
Advantage: Steve.
But I'm from the mean streets of Brockton. My enemy is also from Brockton but he comes from the lame streets.
Advantage: Sean.
His choice of weapon will most likely be optic blast mixed with a little telekinesis. I shall opt for retractable adamantium claws and super quick healing powers.
Advantage: Draw.

So stay tuned, loyal readers, as in the coming weeks... nay... months... nay... years, you shall expect to hear much rejoicing from the battlefields of cyberspace as www.sean-sullivan.com spills the blood of www.stephenwilkinson.net all over the digital heartland.

As sure as the Sun rises in the somewhere and sets somewhere else, Stand Up Comedian Sean Sullivan will be victorious.

Take note, Ken Burns.