The I Doctor

Today, I went to the eye doctor because I've felt my vision has been getting worse when driving at night and I drive at night all the time. Apparently, my prescription hasn't changed at all. The doctor said, "When you're driving at night, try blinking more."

Blinking more?

I paid $15 to have somebody tell me to blink more? I think there should be a law or something passed where if a patient comes in thinking that there is something wrong with them, a doctor should be obligated to lie and tell them. Don't tell me my prescription hasn't changed. Tell me it's changed a lot and that I need to get new glasses immediately. I'll get the new glasses. I'll get three new glasses. The reason the economy in this country is in trouble (and I'm not even sure if it is because I know next to nothing about economics but for the sake of arguement let's say that the economy is in trouble) is because doctor's are too honest with their patients.

So sorry, Lenscrafters, looks like you won't be getting any of my money this year because Dr. Peppercorns says that I don't need new glasses. I hope you'll be able to make it through the winter this year, Lenscrafters. Bundle up cause it's just gonna get colder, you homeless eyeglass store thing.