I left the following messages for Michael Salamone who is too important to respond...

SeanS272: the math that you do with letters is incredible
SeanS272: i can't find my shoe
SeanS272: if a unicorn is a mythical creature, why do they arouse me so much? SeanS272: i just ate a bug
SeanS272: i have a vegatable garden
SeanS272: when i was 12, my mom punched me in the face for smoking cloves
SeanS272: i got kicked out of the military for farting the national anthem SeanS272: m.c. hammer said "it" best
SeanS272: one of these days, the sun is going to die and it's gonna be a long ass line at the wake