Hellowdy

If in the course of reading this, you feel compelled to comment, then by all means, please comment. If in the course of reading this, you feel compelled to stop reading, then by all means, stop reading. If in the course of reading this, your nose begins to bleed, then by all means, wipe away the blood that will surely crust on your upper lip. If in the course of reading this, you fall asleep, then by all means, please enjoy your selective slumber. If in the course of reading this, you feel that your I.Q. may have dropped a number of points, then by all means, penguin chap fart. If in the course of reading this, you feel compelled to call me, then by all means, look up my phone number in some sort of phone directory or contact the operator and call me. If in the course of reading this, you feel like punching me in the face, then by all means, refrain from doing so. If in the course of reading this, you have to use the bathroom for urinating or defacating, then by all means, get up and go to the bathroom. If in the course of reading this, something enters your eye and permanetly blinds, then by all means, it doesn't matter what I right nor does it matter that I spelled write "right" because you have been blinded by something entering your eye. If in the course of reading this, you are stung by a bee, then by all means, take that as a sign that God doesn't want that bee to live anymore. If in the course of reading this, you discover a cure for cancer, by all means, share it with scientists instead of cancer patients, who will read it and not necessarily know what to do with it unless that cancer patient also happens to be a scientist. If in the course of reading this, you want to give me a high paying job and a lofty, spacious apartment overlooking an aquarium of seagulls, then by all means, do so immediately. If in the course of reading this, you feel like you have learned anything at all, then by all means, overdose on sleeping pills.